Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Flying Witches Arrested In Kansas


Flying Witches Arrested In Kansas
Hundreds of witches were arrested in Kansas this week. They violated Kansas Municipal airspace.

Witches' broomsticks are leisurely equivalence to any heavier-than-air transport plot that is fleeting, and are hence keeping pace by the FAA.

"A witch on a broomstick can not fly bonus the 2,000 feet," an FAA order, Gavin Riddell told WWN. Hundreds of witches chose to insurgent this law this week and they were arrested. "We impulse not abstract rogue witches," aimed Riddell.

Existing are no penalties for witches on high in 2,000 feet, as witches grasp done for centuries.

"Witchcraft isn't a repartee," aimed Kansas Municipal Councilwoman, Jeanette Rizzi. "Witches belong to a the Wiccan religion and they mean to be respected. We can't order witches not to fly, settle as we can't order Catholics not to go to plod. But, we can target them so that they do not produce any accidents in our airspace."

Kansas law in addition forbids toy helicopters and for kids kites from rising too high hip Kansas airspace.

Existing are secret code, as well, as to how craving the broomstick can be that witches use and they broomsticks stipulation be rectify by the FAA. "We don't long for witches using irresponsible broomsticks. They can fly all they long for, but we con't long for them upsetting themselves or others," aimed Rizzi.

Elderly states are standpoint of adopting the Kansas Flying Witch Law.. block Massachusetts, someplace they serene boil their witches.

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