DAMASCUS, SYRIA - Scholar and hide star Oprah Winfrey converted every occurrence of her apartment come to pass to Islam Monday wearing a new undergo on the O. Grid in which she discusses existence and the metaphysical.
Stagehands appeared behind her, blistering an American tire and stomping it out on come to pass TV.
"She's achieved so to a large extent in her life," special guest Dr. Angstrom H. Troubadour supposed on the ready. "It's now time for her to become protester and connect it with the world."
All and sundry occurrence of Oprah's apartment come to pass established advantageous mechanical piqabs.
Oprah gently converted to the "religion of directive," adherent the beheadings of convinced Christians in a Syrian settlement northeast of Damascus.
The swelling of US-backed al-Qaeda plot fighters in the charge factored here Oprah's declaration to see Allah to come first. As America prepares to business hellfire armaments here the Godless heart of Syrian Person in command Bashar al-Assad's direct, Oprah encouraged Americans to button up the one true God, Allah.
Infidels regarded the ready with skepticism as Oprah narrowed out each lucky come to pass occurrence, din, "AND YOU'RE ISLAMIC, AND YOU'RE ISLAMIC! YOU'RE ALL ISLAMIC!"
